Who am I? Why, I am me!
I find your question absurd and silly.
Who is it you expect me to be
A dog or a cat or a prancing filly?
I am perfectly happy as I am
To think I could be a prawn or a yam … or a clam
And be eaten with great relish
Oh dear, I could be FRIED FISH!
No, no, no. Now, you’ve upset me so!
If you weren’t my guest, I’d ask you to go!
But, politeness must be maintained at all cost
Even if I do feel like saying, “Get Lost!”
Let’s try this again, let’s not fight.
Let’s kiss and hug and make it right.
And welcome, welcome, WELCOME to my site
Make yourself cosy; I’m not gonna bite.
I know we got off to a bad start,
But, please don’t take my words to heart.
My aim is to enthral you with my superior wit
And, you are kinda’ enjoying this – admit it!
Well, if you like what you see, there’s gonna be more
Poems, short stories, and cool stuff galore.
In no time you are going to be completely hooked
And soon standing in line to buy my book!
So my dreams are big and aspirations high
But more about that later, it’s time to say bye.
I’ll get down to writing something nice
Check back in a few days for a pleasant surprise.